I have a handy dandy little printer attached to my phone and one day, after the electricity was out for a brief flicker, it was “disconnected.”  Well, okay, so I unplugged and then plugged. Nothing. For several days I try everything; check settings, check Bluetooth (whatever that is), all “connected” but not really.  I push, I jiggle, I shake it, practically stomp on it, nothing.  Then yesterday, OUT OF THE BLUE, it comes to life and begins printing. Mystery.

I go upstairs to watch the news and OMG, right in the middle of my recliner, MOUSE DROPPINGS! And also on the adjoining table.  I knew a mouse had been in the kitchen, but upstairs? In the bedroom? During the day? Say it isn’t so.

One time I turned on the TV and it yells! Loudly! The volume is huge! I get it down to almost nothing but it’s still wrong.  I turn the TV off, wait, back on, volume normal.   What is going on?

But the biggest mystery of all – why would anyone want a man of despicable character, amoral, a liar, cheat and adulterer in the Oval office and running our country? I’m totally stumped.