Urgent.  Memo.

Memo to THE MOUSE;  Stop coming into my kitchen at night while I’m sleeping and nosing around and leaving your little poops.  You can stop chewing on chip bags and fooling around in the silverware drawer.  I have put away all the food and tightly covered the peanuts, so scram!  You are not an inside animal.  You are a wild creature who lives outdoors.  If you persist, I warn you I have THE BOX ready and I will use it.  Goodbye.