May 27, 2025

You’re Hired!

Interviewer; You’re here for the position of Secretary of Defense?

Interviewee; Yes.

Interviewer; And what are your qualifications?”

Interviewee; I’m young, beautiful, have long blonde hair and look like Trump’s daughter, Ivanka.

Interviewer; You’ll fit right in.

Interviewee; That’s Gucci.

Interviewer; Transportation Secretary?

Interviewee; Yup.

Interviewer; It says here you recently wanted to reconstruct New York’s Penn Station? And insisted that you knew of a short cut to the city by way of a detour around New Jersey by way of Albany? And you spent some time as a lumberjack and excelled in log rolling?

Interviewee; Yup.

Interviewer; The Governor of New York has called you a “doofus.”

Interviewee; Probably. Once a doofus, always a doofus.

Interviewer; Never mind that. Will you promise to love, honor and obey President Trump at least until the next election?

Interviewee; I do.

Interviewer; Congrats. You’re on the team.

Interviewer; We’re looking for a Secretary of the Treasury.

Interviewee; I just invested one million bucks in $trump cryptocurrency I think I can handle the Treasury.

Interviewer; I remember you bought 500 seats to the Inaugural parade for a thousand bucks each. That was most appreciated. You’ve got the job.

Interviewee; Can I redecorate my office with gold curtains and a new dining room table?

Interviewer; Sure. And on your way out be sure to buy a gold plated autographed Bible.

Interviewee. Ka-ching.