August 12, 2025

A Fairy Tale

Listen my children, and you shall hear, the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

Bearly competent

Bearly coherent

Bearly conscious

who came into the house and broke the furniture, ate their supper and then fell asleep.

When the bears came home they were furious at the destruction. They took a vote, threw Goldilocks out and he never returned.

I wish.